Delve into the mind of Teala, I’ve seen lots of sparkling eyes and good...

I’ve seen lots of sparkling eyes and good complexions sacrificed to swing records at best times…

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—	1940’s educational video on beauty regimes

I wonder if I've been changed in the night? Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is 'Who in the world am I?' Ah, that's the great puzzle!